I don't mean to be a douche, but even though I'm not a huge fan of Lily Allen. If I get front row and some punk ass 20 year old who 'claims' to be her #1 fan tries to plow me over to see her closer, I am NOT going to take it!! It's the principle people!!! I stood in line longer than you. I'm older than you, I'm prettier than you AND I'm smarter than you.
Thanks to Amy and Michelle, I have learned the key to keeping your place. You lock arms with those you are with and you spread your legs as far as they will go. I also added something I learned from basketball, BOX OUT!! Well guess what, I WON!! That tough drunk dyke didn't get past me!! She may have grabbed my ass and said nice things to me, but I still stood strong and WON!!! All I have to say is Lily who?
Thanks to Sari, I did not get in a fight. Even though my foul language was warranted for a punch in the nose, she held me back and made sure I made it home safe and sound. Now on to Thursday night... The Ting Tings!!!!
My roommate and BFF, who watches my back!
3 comments:
Wow. Good on ya. I decided not to mess with you after I saw you b-ball skills in action.
I look so cheesy. Like a swollen cat or something.
"Spread your legs as far as they can go"???? That's what she said!
Not bad, young Padawan. We taught you well.
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